I know it’s not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are sweating like a pig! "" My mother always said that horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies merely glow…"" Is that so? Well, miss, you are glowing like a pig!

Terry Pratchett
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William Shakespeare said: "I know it's not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are sweating like a pig!""My mother always said that horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies merely glow.Is that so? Well, miss, you are glowing like a pig!" It is often said that "a woman is like a tea cup; the more tea she holds, the more beautiful she becomes." A famous English actress once said that she had no idea why women were the way they are; all they do is sweat! Women can be subject to many health problems during pregnancy (such as high blood pressure), but most of the time it isn't obvious. They do tend to perspire, however, and this statement is true for most women.

Source: I Shall Wear Midnight

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